cupcakes, tattoos, and other thoughts

Today, I saw that my ironing board cover was wrinkled. I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed again because irony has the word iron in it. MLIA ”

Today, I was texting my mom because she’s been having a rough couple of days. In one of the texts I told her “I heart you.” She responded with, “I internal organ you too.” MLIA ”

Today was my twenty first birthday. My mom and dad came down to surprise me and give me my birthday presents. I had told them all I wanted was “cold hard cash”. My dad proceeded to give me one of our old lunch coolers. When I looked at him in confusion, he told me to open it. Inside was $21.21, all in coins, frozen in ice cubes. I am now waiting for my money to melt. I love my dad. MLIA ”

(541): I don’t know what’s more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him. ”